1. If John continually lies to you, don't trust John!

2. If John promises to give you what you paid for and then fails to deliver, cut off business dealings with him!

3. If John asks for money after not delivering what he promised, don't give him any money!

4. If you gave $1000 to John to do a $500 job, and John won't tell you what he did with the remaining $500, be very suspicious!

5. If John wants you to buy his smashed old oranges for $0.50 each when the market sells fresh sweet oranges for $0.30 each, don't buy oranges from him!

6. Lemonade Stand #1 has to spend $10 to make 1000 cups of lemonade. Lemonade Stand #2 has only $1 and can make only 100 cups of lemonade. If you want Lemonade Stand #2 to make 1000 cups of lemonade, you need to give Lemonade Stand #2 more money!

7. Lemonade Stand #3 has 5 workers. They are able to make 1000 cups of lemonade in a day. Lemonade Stand #4 has 1 worker, who can make only 200 cups of lemonade in a day. If you want Lemonade Stand #4 to make more lemonade, you need to put more people behind it!

8. Joe spends $100 on milk for himself, and gives $10 to Jim to buy milk for 8 people. If Joe wonders why Jim and the other people are suffering from osteoporosis, it's his own damn fault!

The people who read this won't know what I'm talking about, so I'll just say that I hate my CEO. I hate my CEO with a passion.